#like it doesn't stop being funny

[gossippool]

i've watched deadpool and wolverine and reactions to it so many times and i still laugh at all the jokes every time like a little clown

[adamoose-art]

Oh, kid...

Imagine with me a scenario post-canon where everyone else is unavailable and Siffrin needs a hug oh so badly.

1. *Sigh*

2. no. You gremlins.

They get a pass. But only them.

Bonus:

Out of breath Odile because someone turned on the always-run setting.

[eggcats]

(separating this into its own post bc I need the validation of the radiostatic enjoyers)

Alastor absolutely believes that everyone else ALSO thinks that Vox is the most charming and attractive demon in hell, it's just an objective fact - just like how Vox is an annoying clout-chaser constantly trying to upgrade himself towards more and more validation

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Like imagine, for whatever reason, Vox is at the hotel and he's bitching about Valentino, and Alastor is nearby because he doesn't like or trust Vox alone in HIS hotel.

Vox: And then the fucker said that he only sleeps with 10s AND Vox! That absolute bitch, how DARE he?! After everything we've built!

Alastor, confused: The distinction makes sense. I fail to see how THIS is the thing you take fault with, considering everything else lacking in the moth.

Vox, mortally offended that his rival-crush ALSO thinks he's ugly and trying to pretend he doesn't care about it: uh, FUCK YOU?!

Alastor, now both confused and offended: If he included you in the scale, no one else would rate a 10? Although I suppose it is true about what they say about television rotting the brain, if your offense is taken at a rare show of consideration and NOT the publicized and continuous cheating. Ha ha!

Vox is so caught off guard that his screen immediately glitches, and it's not until he does a full system reboot that he can even RESPOND to what Alastor just said.

Alastor is making fun of his flimsy technology when Vox comes to.

Angel is cracking up in the background, watching this entire thing go down.

Vox has no idea where to go from here.

[arttsuka]

I made something....

The drawings:

[ratwithhands]

Technically unfinished but it's complete enough.

For context in the AU, Kokushibo left because he felt Muzan made a poor deal. He had to spend so much time tending to him that he didn't have time to further develop his skills like he wanted. He would rather leave and risk death by slayers to have time to himself, so he did. He said he saw Yoriichi in town, and just left the day after.

Ofc he was proper and helpful to Muzan, since he considered it no different from working with other superiors in the past. The information and advice given to Muzan were professional obligations more than acts done out of genuine respect and devotion. In Muzan's eyes however, his skills and information were greater than any employee he'd previously had, so he assumed he was completely loyal based on how he was with him.

Also! Koku is not seeing a ghost, rather he has ideas of what Yoriichi thinks and acts like, which serve as a second opinion. He's mostly just visualizing what he imagines Yoriichi would do or tell him to do. Part of why he hunts down Yoriichi after running away is because he believes, even in some small insignificant way, that he will understand. If not, folly on his part, he will simply pass with the regrets when Yoriichi cuts him down. Luckily he does get to stay with him again, and the rest is history.

[dykephan]

there are some phandom jokes which seem to actually bother phil but he never says this out loud or expresses insecurity the way dan so readily does, so people just keep making those jokes no matter how unfunny they've become. and the only way you can really tell that they get under his skin is because dan starts being extra sweet and encouraging and/or points the jokes towards himself

[quatregats]

Guy who is totally not having a gay awakening

[mbirnsings-71]

I was housed by your warmth, thus transformed

"'Hi.' His partner says in a hushed whisper for Scar's sake, not that it's needed right now seeing as there currently isn't any other noises to compete with besides the two of them breathing, but the thought is appreciated nonetheless. 'Hi G.' Scar whispers back, a faint smile tugging at his lips as Grian looks at him fondly. 'How are you feeling today?' 'I mean... still undead?' 'You know that's not what I mean Scar.'" ----------------------------------------- A.k.a Scar and Grian pretty much talking and cuddling for 5.9k words

Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series

Pairing: Scar/Grian

Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, Alternate Universe - Werecreatures, Alternate Universe - Twilight Series Fusion, no beta we die like scar in third life, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Romantic Fluff, Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sleepy Cuddles, Sleepiness, I will say there is a paragraph mentioning Scar in the process of dying, but I don't go into enough detail for it to be labelled GDV or MCD me thinks, so I figure I'll put it in the tags to let people know, as is a usual tag for me... this is my first work in this fandom, so if Scar or Grian seem ooc well that's my excuse okay okay, Soft Charles | Grian, Soft Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, they're literally just soft and in love idk what you want from me, Disabled Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Autistic Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, cause it's important to me okay- I couldn't help myself, it's also not said but in my heart Grian has audhd so yeah, mentions of overstimulation and the struggles that came with it

Complete | 5,995 words | Read on AO3

Tag list because I know certain people will yell at me if I didn't tell them I wrote something-

@cannimochi @pup-pee @divine-victory @junespriince @icyfox17 @jtownraindancer @voidzzermc @lookatthissh-t

[evilbitchartist]

i fucking hate him

[slayerdurge]

i gotta say i do love durge & minthara just standing in the corner cheering on astarion as he ascends. best enablers in baldur's gate. 💖

[uncanny-tranny]

It's very funny being like... a stereotypically (as in, straight masc) masculine queer person. Like it's frustrating because I would love to have cute moments where I share tips with a trans woman or maybe help somebody in that kind of way, but like... why should she or anybody else listen to me when I only got my third pair of jeans recently? 😭

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

The idea of my art just be being displayed somewhere else on the internet by someone else is wild to me, with credit or otherwise, because like, WHERE

[diamondcitydarlin]

lmao after the Guide firmly rejected Nandor was anyone else like OK BRO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER NOW after he KEPT TRYING TO TOUCH HER/INSINUATE TO THE BARON THEY WERE TOGETHER?? I felt that same energy from the club when my friend or some other girl is getting harassed by a guy she doesn't want rising up in me again like a phoenix lol SHE DOESN'T WANT YOUR ASS DUDE BACK IT THE FUCK UP

[batsplat]

(more context)

[the-acid-pear]

I wonder if the fact that Jack is always called out for smelling funny but Dave is never despite both being undead has to do with them rotting in different ways or if it's just because Jack has dogshit hygiene and Dave doesn't.

[tobisiksi]

I'm writing something (wow) and while investigating I just noticed that basically kurumi and kuniharu were parents just one year posterior their first meeting

like, they met in November 22 of 1994

the wiki refers to the actual year in the series as 2014 so if we do 2014 minus 19 (kusuke's age) we get 1995, JUST ONE YEAR AFTER MEETING??

plus they met in November and kusuke's bday is on June, it's not even a year-

also kurumi had 17 in 1994 and kuniharu had 19, they were parents at 18 and 20? when was their wedding?? that's why kumagoro is so fuckinf pissed?? maybe this was an obvious fact for everyone but I never thought about it until now srry